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Moonlighting

In case you didn’t believe me. Sometimes you have to play the role. Let the haters hate.

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Half-Life

Please check back. I have a weekly round up loosely based on the suspicious almost-discovery of the Higgs-Boson particle presently under construction.

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The Reviews Are In . . .

Some of my biggest fans are spam. These trolling algorithmically generated comments really know how to make a man feel good. It’s indecipherable flattery like the following that gives me the strength...

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The Dog Ate My Homework

No song. Spent 5 hours in the ER with my son, who broke his arm last night. He snapped the radius and ulna clean. For the second time. He can’t seem to break it without making some elaborate consonant...

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Oh No They Didn’t

Don’t think I won’t blong slap the people who did this to me and my South Carolina confederates. There are only like 4.7 million of us. So, they essentially have ALL our SSNs. I’m seriously stunned. If...

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Done and Done

What a great American tradition. Love it. And, don’t think I wasn’t profiled and intimidated! Check back for more election coverage tonight. I hope to be bringing you all the breaking news from in...

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What Happens in Vegas: NMX Conference

I’m super excited to announce that I’ve been invited to speak on a panel at the upcoming New Media Expo (NMX) in Las Vegas, Nevada, January 6-8, 2013, about song blogging. NMX is “the World’s Largest...

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Call Me Maybe

You know the telephone game. Everyone sits in a circle. The first person whispers a secret to their neighbor, “I like to eat mushroom pizza.” And by the the time it circumnavigates the group it’s...

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News Genius

Oh if I had a nickel for every time I was called one. It also happens to be the name of a news archive site that now hosts lyrics to my Press Junket blongs! News Genius is a family of sites, including...

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Bat Signal

You know how in every comic book movie the hero has a crisis of faith? Loses the girl. Suffers defeat. Questions himself. And, then just disappears. Retreated into solitude. To reconsider his purpose....

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